WTF?

My name is Jocelyn. I am definitely not a hipster. I do, however, like to make fun of hipsters. I also have a twitter account! Follow me! @rockjocelyn
In case you are ever in a situation where you need to identify a hipster quickly, here are the three tell-tale signs of hipsterdom:
1. Claiming not to be a hipster.
2. Making fun of other hipsters.
3. Having twitter.