1. WTF?

    My name is Jocelyn. I am definitely not a hipster. I do, however, like to make fun of hipsters. I also have a twitter account! Follow me! @rockjocelyn

    In case you are ever in a situation where you need to identify a hipster quickly, here are the three tell-tale signs of hipsterdom:

    1. Claiming not to be a hipster.

    2. Making fun of other hipsters.

    3. Having twitter.